Is this the CEO of NetApp?

Maybe not. You'll judge...

EMC is victorious in China?!?

EMC China

From: http://flickr.com/photos/ericsk0313/168833227/

EMC Invista

EMC Invista

From: http://flickr.com/photos/davemitz/33003737/

Funny RAID Picture

Vendors and Product Names

As a start, let me share some alternative company and product names that can lighten up any boring storage project status meetings:

ADIC = Aay-(you)-Dick! Tape Library

EMC = Evil Machine Company
EMC = Extra Mirroring Company
EMC DMX = Don't Mind (the) eXtra cost...

HDS = Horrible Disk Solutions
HDS FlashCopy = HDS FlashCrappy
HDS TrueCopy = HDS TrueCoffee

NetApp = NetCrap
NetApp SnapVault = NetApp SnapFault. You can use this in backup team meetings, for example: "I didn't stop any backups! It's all his SnapFault!"