Stupid Storage

This one is fun: A funny movie on what it takes to restore Windows servers... he he he...

A funny movie on Dell

Maybe not. You'll judge...

EMC China From: http://flickr.com/photos/ericsk0313/168833227/

EMC Invista From: http://flickr.com/photos/davemitz/33003737/

As a start, let me share some alternative company and product names that can lighten up any boring storage project status meetings: ADIC = Aay-(you)-Dick! Tape Library EMC = Evil Machine Company EMC = Extra Mirroring Company EMC DMX = Don't Mind (the) eXtra cost... HDS = Horrible Disk Solutions HDS FlashCopy = HDS FlashCrappy HDS TrueCopy = HDS TrueCoffee NetApp = NetCrap NetApp SnapVault = NetApp SnapFault . You can use this in backup team meetings, for example: "I didn't stop any backups! It's all his SnapFault!"