Stupid Storage offers a comic relief to the busy storage administrator...
Is this the CEO of NetApp?
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Maybe not. You'll judge...
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Anonymous said…
THIS CLEARLY SHOWS,NETAPP SUCKS YOUR BLOOD EVERYDAY WITH THE COST OF MANAGING THE STORAGE,DISK FAILURE PROBLEMS,STUPID WAFL WHICH PERFORMS BETTER WHEN STORAGE IS NEW AND THEN SUCKS THE STORAGE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE OF FREGMENTATION.....CEO OF NETAPP ITSELF IS A VAMPIRE :)
Hilarious marketing effort on NEC Corporation Scale-out Grid Storage Platform - a grid storage solution: HYDLAstol Stolage Solution.... just watch this movie and see what I mean.
As a start, let me share some alternative company and product names that can lighten up any boring storage project status meetings: ADIC = Aay-(you)-Dick! Tape Library EMC = Evil Machine Company EMC = Extra Mirroring Company EMC DMX = Don't Mind (the) eXtra cost... HDS = Horrible Disk Solutions HDS FlashCopy = HDS FlashCrappy HDS TrueCopy = HDS TrueCoffee NetApp = NetCrap NetApp SnapVault = NetApp SnapFault . You can use this in backup team meetings, for example: "I didn't stop any backups! It's all his SnapFault!"
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